What your auto says about you!!
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- Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – > Too funny, > JP > WHAT YOUR CAR SAYS ABOUT YOU: > Acura Integra - I have always wanted to own the Buick of sports cars. > Acura Legend - I’m too bland for German cars. > Acura NSX – I am impotent. > Audi 90 – I enjoy putting out engine fires. > Buick Park Avenue - I am older than 34 of the 50 states. > Cadillac Eldorado - I am a very good Mary Kay salesman. > Cadillac Seville - I am a pimp. > Chevrolet Blazer - I like to play in the dirt, but I don’t want to > get dirty. > Chevrolet Camaro - I enjoy beating up people. > Chevrolet Chevette – I like seeing people’s reactions when I tell whem I > have a ‘Vette. > Chevrolet Corvette – I’m in a mid-life crisis. > Chevrolet El Camino – I am leading a militia to overthrow the > government. > Chevrolet Monte Carlo – I have no front teeth. > Chrysler Cordoba - I dig the rich Corinthian leather. > Datsun 280Z – I have a kilo of cocaine in my wheel well. > Dodge Dart – I teach third grade special education and I voted for > Eisenhower > Dodge Daytona - I delivered pizza for four years to get this car > Ford Fairmont - (See Dodge Dart.) > Ford Mustang - I slow down to 85 in school zones. > Ford Crown Victoria – I enjoy having people slow to 55mph and change lanes > when I pull up behind them. > Geo Storm – I will start the 11th grade in the Fall. > Geo Tracker – I will start the 12th grade in the Fall. > Honda del Sol - I have always said, half a convertible is better than no > convertible at all > Honda Civic – I have just graduated and have no credit > Honda Accord - I lack any originality and am basically a lemming. > Infiniti Q45 - I am a physician with 17 malpractice suits pending. > Isuzu Impulse - I do not give a rip about J.D. Power or his reports. > Jaguar XJ6 – I am so rich I will pay 60K for a car that is in the shop > 280 days per year. > Jeep Wrangler - I am a frat boy, and I am living off dad’s money. > Jeep Grand Cherokee – I was a frat boy, and now I make too much money. > Kia Sephia- I learned nothing from the failure of Daihatsu Corp. > Lincoln Town Car - I live for bingo and covered dish suppers. > Mercury Grand Marquis – (See above.) > Mercedes 500SL – I will beat you up if you ask me for an autograph. > Mercedes 560SEL - I have a daughter named Bitsy and a son named Cole. > Mazda Miata – I do not fear being decapitated by an eighteen-wheeler > MGB – I am dating a mechanic. > Mitsubishi Diamante - I don’t know what it means either. > Mitsubishi Mirage - I wish I had an Escort. > Nissan 300ZX - I have yet to complete my divorce proceedings. > Oldsmobile Cutlass – I just stole this car. > Peugeot 505 Diesel – I am on the EPA’s Ten Most Wanted List. > Plymouth Neon - I sincerely enjoy doing the Macarena. > Pontiac Trans AM - I have a switchblade in my sock. > Porsche 944 – I am dating big haired women that otherwise would be > inaccessible to me. > Rolls Royce Silver Shadow - I think Pat Buchanan is a tad bit too > liberal. > Saturn SC2 – (See Honda Civic.) > Subaru Legacy - I have always wanted a Japanese car even more. > Toyota Camry - I am still in the closet. > Toyota Pickup _ I can’t decide between a car and a truck. > Volkswagon Beetle - I still watch Partridge Family reruns. > Volkswagon Cabriolet - I am out of the closet. > Volkswagon Microbus - I am tripping right now. > Volvo 740 Wagon - I am frightened of my wife.
Tell us Poldor, Which car do you drive?
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Actually, "Subaru Legacy" should say: You are unpretentious and desire only safety, long life and lasting value from a car. What are you, some kind of sicko or something?! Joe Ekaitis / .. http://ourworld.compuserve.com/homepages/JoeEkaitis/fantasy.htm
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Too funny, JP – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – > WHAT YOUR CAR SAYS ABOUT YOU: > Acura Integra - I have always wanted to own the Buick of sports cars. > Acura Legend - I’m too bland for German cars. > Acura NSX – I am impotent. > Audi 90 – I enjoy putting out engine fires. > Buick Park Avenue - I am older than 34 of the 50 states. > Cadillac Eldorado - I am a very good Mary Kay salesman. > Cadillac Seville - I am a pimp. > Chevrolet Blazer - I like to play in the dirt, but I don’t want to > get dirty. > Chevrolet Camaro - I enjoy beating up people. > Chevrolet Chevette – I like seeing people’s reactions when I tell whem I > have a ‘Vette. > Chevrolet Corvette – I’m in a mid-life crisis. > Chevrolet El Camino – I am leading a militia to overthrow the > government. > Chevrolet Monte Carlo – I have no front teeth. > Chrysler Cordoba - I dig the rich Corinthian leather. > Datsun 280Z – I have a kilo of cocaine in my wheel well. > Dodge Dart – I teach third grade special education and I voted for > Eisenhower > Dodge Daytona - I delivered pizza for four years to get this car > Ford Fairmont - (See Dodge Dart.) > Ford Mustang - I slow down to 85 in school zones. > Ford Crown Victoria – I enjoy having people slow to 55mph and change lanes > when I pull up behind them. > Geo Storm – I will start the 11th grade in the Fall. > Geo Tracker – I will start the 12th grade in the Fall. > Honda del Sol - I have always said, half a convertible is better than no > convertible at all > Honda Civic – I have just graduated and have no credit > Honda Accord - I lack any originality and am basically a lemming. > Infiniti Q45 - I am a physician with 17 malpractice suits pending. > Isuzu Impulse - I do not give a rip about J.D. Power or his reports. > Jaguar XJ6 – I am so rich I will pay 60K for a car that is in the shop > 280 days per year. > Jeep Wrangler - I am a frat boy, and I am living off dad’s money. > Jeep Grand Cherokee – I was a frat boy, and now I make too much money. > Kia Sephia- I learned nothing from the failure of Daihatsu Corp. > Lincoln Town Car - I live for bingo and covered dish suppers. > Mercury Grand Marquis – (See above.) > Mercedes 500SL – I will beat you up if you ask me for an autograph. > Mercedes 560SEL - I have a daughter named Bitsy and a son named Cole. > Mazda Miata – I do not fear being decapitated by an eighteen-wheeler > MGB – I am dating a mechanic. > Mitsubishi Diamante - I don’t know what it means either. > Mitsubishi Mirage - I wish I had an Escort. > Nissan 300ZX - I have yet to complete my divorce proceedings. > Oldsmobile Cutlass – I just stole this car. > Peugeot 505 Diesel – I am on the EPA’s Ten Most Wanted List. > Plymouth Neon - I sincerely enjoy doing the Macarena. > Pontiac Trans AM - I have a switchblade in my sock. > Porsche 944 – I am dating big haired women that otherwise would be > inaccessible to me. > Rolls Royce Silver Shadow - I think Pat Buchanan is a tad bit too > liberal. > Saturn SC2 – (See Honda Civic.) > Subaru Legacy - I have always wanted a Japanese car even more. > Toyota Camry - I am still in the closet. > Toyota Pickup _ I can’t decide between a car and a truck. > Volkswagon Beetle - I still watch Partridge Family reruns. > Volkswagon Cabriolet - I am out of the closet. > Volkswagon Microbus - I am tripping right now. > Volvo 740 Wagon - I am frightened of my wife.
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WHAT YOUR CAR SAYS ABOUT YOU: Acura Integra - I have always wanted to own the Buick of sports cars. Acura Legend - I’m too bland for German cars. Acura NSX – I am impotent. Audi 90 – I enjoy putting out engine fires. Buick Park Avenue - I am older than 34 of the 50 states. Cadillac Eldorado - I am a very good Mary Kay salesman. Cadillac Seville - I am a pimp. Chevrolet Blazer - I like to play in the dirt, but I don’t want to get dirty. Chevrolet Camaro - I enjoy beating up people. Chevrolet Chevette – I like seeing people’s reactions when I tell whem I have a ‘Vette. Chevrolet Corvette – I’m in a mid-life crisis. Chevrolet El Camino – I am leading a militia to overthrow the government. Chevrolet Monte Carlo – I have no front teeth. Chrysler Cordoba - I dig the rich Corinthian leather. Datsun 280Z – I have a kilo of cocaine in my wheel well. Dodge Dart – I teach third grade special education and I voted for Eisenhower Dodge Daytona - I delivered pizza for four years to get this car Ford Fairmont - (See Dodge Dart.) Ford Mustang - I slow down to 85 in school zones. Ford Crown Victoria – I enjoy having people slow to 55mph and change lanes when I pull up behind them. Geo Storm – I will start the 11th grade in the Fall. Geo Tracker – I will start the 12th grade in the Fall. Honda del Sol - I have always said, half a convertible is better than no convertible at all Honda Civic – I have just graduated and have no credit Honda Accord - I lack any originality and am basically a lemming. Infiniti Q45 - I am a physician with 17 malpractice suits pending. Isuzu Impulse - I do not give a rip about J.D. Power or his reports. Jaguar XJ6 – I am so rich I will pay 60K for a car that is in the shop 280 days per year. Jeep Wrangler - I am a frat boy, and I am living off dad’s money. Jeep Grand Cherokee – I was a frat boy, and now I make too much money. Kia Sephia- I learned nothing from the failure of Daihatsu Corp. Lincoln Town Car - I live for bingo and covered dish suppers. Mercury Grand Marquis – (See above.) Mercedes 500SL – I will beat you up if you ask me for an autograph. Mercedes 560SEL - I have a daughter named Bitsy and a son named Cole. Mazda Miata – I do not fear being decapitated by an eighteen-wheeler MGB – I am dating a mechanic. Mitsubishi Diamante - I don’t know what it means either. Mitsubishi Mirage - I wish I had an Escort. Nissan 300ZX - I have yet to complete my divorce proceedings. Oldsmobile Cutlass – I just stole this car. Peugeot 505 Diesel – I am on the EPA’s Ten Most Wanted List. Plymouth Neon - I sincerely enjoy doing the Macarena. Pontiac Trans AM - I have a switchblade in my sock. Porsche 944 – I am dating big haired women that otherwise would be inaccessible to me. Rolls Royce Silver Shadow - I think Pat Buchanan is a tad bit too liberal. Saturn SC2 – (See Honda Civic.) Subaru Legacy - I have always wanted a Japanese car even more. Toyota Camry - I am still in the closet. Toyota Pickup _ I can’t decide between a car and a truck. Volkswagon Beetle - I still watch Partridge Family reruns. Volkswagon Cabriolet - I am out of the closet. Volkswagon Microbus - I am tripping right now. Volvo 740 Wagon - I am frightened of my wife.
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